people say life a bitch hit like if u agree
On your birthday, set status to: Please forward money to my paypal
!yadhtrib yppaH
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
A facebook wallpost means somewhere, someone has decided to spend 30 seconds of their life wishing you a happy birthday. But, it is very sobering to realize that same person will spend more time unlocking answers like whether you’re gay, raise virtual crops/ tea/ cakes, and think about incredible status updates.
Epic tornadoes over water http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr1gGkykgsw
Great Happy Birthday song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hyJsoPosCE
Happy 25th birthday for the 15th time!
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
You're not thirty; you're eighteen with twelve years of experience.
Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"
Another year, another new place that aches.
You might suck, especially on your birthday, but you still rock more than these idiots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpfT-Yhi6Wg
you sicken me in every way imaginable... oh ya happy birthday
Hi Friend, just wanted to touch base. But after viewing your profile I've realized that your life is just as boring as it was last time I checked in. So I won't inquire. Talk soon pal.
Oh yeah and Happy Birthday!
Its better to be over the hill than under it
this post is a mistake, just like your birth
happy birthday, Mr. Smithers... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1OCC1GWczo
Before time runs out, before words fade away, before you get completely drunk and don't hear a word I say - happy birthday!
You should probably take your date of birth off your profile, it just brings attention to how poorly you're aging
If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.
A facebook wallpost means somewhere, someone has decided to spend 30 seconds of their life wishing you a happy birthday. But, it is very sobering to realize that same person will spend more time unlocking answers like whether you’re gay, raise virtual crops/ tea/ cakes, and think about incredible status updates.
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
there are over 18 million people with the same birthday as you, enjoy your special day!
Bon Anniversaire: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYN54NZqlcw
On your 28th birthday you have a lot to be proud of: http://i.min.us/icYR9q.jpg
somebody told me its your birthday: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN-NIzeviNI
35 and still alive!
Congrats on not dying!
I totally outlived Jesus (If turning 32)